
porn-get version 0.4.0, lesbian gnu/linux
(this needs bash, wget and lynx)
(sexual education is important for humanity)
(this is gpl)

before you can start, edit porn-get and porn-cache (the $dir),
make install, porn-get update (change r/w rights on $dir)

what already works is
porn-get install somepackage
porn-get update
porn-get remove somepackage
porn-get share boobies http://www.myserver.com/jenny/ .mpeg
porn-cache search somepackage
porn-cache pkgnames
porn-cache stats
man porn (more manpages to follow)
and it has Super Cow Powers (hint! hint!).

please make sure you have wget version 1.6 or higher

19:12:34 <Deep6> but now thanks to porn-get I can
         look like I am hacking scripts  when I am actually getting porn

most packages contributed by
marc from www.computec.ch (german pages)
some more from tinus

craigo from #e on irc and www.wizball.co.uk
made the great "porn-get into it" banner

package contributions welcome (or use porn-get share)
send them to gnu@fuckmicrosoft.com

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i should delete files < 5k (as they seem be 404 error .html files
or thumbnails)

to view sizes of installed packages
du -h |sed "sc./ccg" |awk '{printf("%6s %s\n",$1,$2)}'

to install all packages
for a in `./porn-cache search |awk '{print $1}'`; do
    ./porn-get install $a
done

to install all packages containing lesbian stuff
for a in `./porn-cache search lesbian |awk '{print $1}'`; do
    ./porn-get install $a
done

things to do...
- pack porn.conf (gzip)
- merge porn*.conf into porn.conf
- remove dead packages (links)
- list contents of package, like files and sizes?
- trap ctrl-c (SIGINT), man builtins (trap "somestuff" signalnum signalnum)
- delete banners (filesize < 10k or something) (du directory |awk '{print $1}')
- compatiblity list? tested in linux, does it werk with bsd?
  windows? solaris? beos? others?
- maybe add dependency? if someone installs a package "lesbian*" it asks
  to install other lesbians* packages...
  or do task-packages...

some quotes from different channels from opn (irc.linux.com)
(#windowmaker, #e, #suse, #demoscene, #debian...)
19:11:12 <Deep6> tarzeau I think we should break it down into "actress's" 
         as well :) porn-get install jenna\ jameson
19:22:50 <StevenK>  /usr/share/porn/
19:23:04 <StevenK> Because porn was meant to be shared.
19:23:11 <StevenK> And you can quote me on that. ;-)
18:58:18 <StevenK> tarzeau: porn-get looks cool, you rock.
19:00:09 <joshua> porn-get boobies (ed. note: porn-get install boobies)
19:12:34 <Deep6> but now thanks to porn-get I can
         look like I am hacking scripts  when I am actually getting porn
19:13:01 <Deep6> thanks porn-get! (Big Cheesy Commercial smile) you changed
         my life!!!
20:28:36 <XWolf> ach du bist der mit pornget
         (translation: ah it's you who made porn-get)
22:50:16 <Craigo> that porn-get cracks me up
12:21:12 <OldHead> Lesbian Linux?
12:21:22 <OldHead> damn, and I thought I had all the distro's
00:49:35 <Rigel> tarzeau: "if you fsck this girl in a different way than
         the one seen in this video, please publish it for free to the
	 whole GPL porn community"
23:23:32 <KevinX> tarzeau: Haha, that is shit funny, you took your time
         to make a porn grabbing clone of apt haha
22:45:45 <Rigel> "A new way for porn amateurs to advertise themselves!
         Register into world-wide porn-get (tm) network and and spread
	 your work for free in a cost-effective manner! Get known by
	 the widest audience at NO COST whatsoever!" or something like that
	 "and see your webpage counter number rise, Rise, RISE!"

some more links to this page
(freshmeat.net and linuxiso.org didn't link yet, neither did slashdot.org)
http://www.linuxforlesbians.org/article.php?id=18
http://plebian.com/g/scriptarchive/view/28
http://www.badvogato.org/proj/pornstar/
http://dmoz.org/Computers/Software/Operating_Systems/Linux/Distributions/Debian/
http://www.linuxnewbie.org/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=004461
http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2001/8/8/53543/46803?pid=134#137
http://www.endopod.com/fora.php3?phora=pod&subphora=Programming&threadname=apt-get+porn%3F
http://lists.debian.org/debian-security/2001/debian-security-200108/msg00020.html
http://www.linuxnewbie.org/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=22&t=007545
http://www.wcug.wwu.edu/lists/wcug/200108/msg00045.html
http://www.daft.t.se/konferens/thread.asp?TId=8242
http://www.backwash.com/contentboard.php?con_id=7737
http://www.ntk.net/index.cgi?back=2001/now0824.txt
